I saw this image and got super excited
and then I started laughing because it was in that moment that I realized I had officially become this
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SNL vs. The Graham Norton Show
They lured me in with Pedro Pascal being a slutty dad and then went in for the kill.
goddd i just want spider-man's identity to be his own worst but new york city's best kept secret. like i want him unthinkingly taking off his mask and like 20 people see, but if you ask them if they did? no they didn't.
the rule is unwritten, but very enforced. like, there are online communities dedicated to erasing any trace of the spread of his identity. a tourist takes a photo of him and posts it online? it's gone in minutes, and people send DMs to the poster anywhere from "hey, i'm sure you were just excited, but...." to "ill kill u if i evr c you, fuckin bitch".
any information on spider-man is only spread via word of mouth, and only spoken in hushed, awed voices. after several years of spider-man, everyone knows someone who encountered him:
"he saved my cousin. caught a falling billboard from underneath with his bare hands..."
"wow... i've never seen him myself, but he talked to my coworker's daughter for an hour after he stopped a guy from getting a little too handsy. apparently, his smile is 'dreamy'."
these secrets are freely given if you're kind, trustworthy, and show respect for the little guy. but the moment you demand information on him... "i don't know what you're talking about, buddy. he's just an urban legend the news likes to blame the city's problems on so we don't unionize or worse"
so as many times as spider-man ends up with out a mask, or accidentally introduces himself with a name that starts with 'p' and rhymes with 'meter'... on the record, they don't know a thing. because he does his best to help as many people as he can, so it's only fair if they help him a little in return.
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december……
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#mood
men trying tell me that oversexualized captain marvel with all her organs in her boobs and a waist tinier than her hand is better than captain marvel in fearless drawn by a wlw. this is the difference between male gaze and female gaze. fearless!captain marvel is hot and confident, she doesn't have to appeal to male gaze. imagine drawing a female character without sexualizing her. men can't relate.
anyway carol danvers looks freaking sexc in fearless.
all these bitches in comments trying to defend the artist. fuck off mate. drawing women with big tits and tiny waist has never been empowering. men be like i don't like captain marvel but i like this one with big tits. just say you want to jerk off and go.
